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A, E, I--

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Ooh.

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U.

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Welcome to Telling Tales With

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Misery.

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Anyhoo, you may think telling

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tales is all in the story but,

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nay, it's all in the

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performance.

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As you can probably tell, I am a

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master performer.

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Lesson

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matter what--

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[Coughing]

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Happens.

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Which brings me to lesson

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[Thunder rumbling]

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Uh-oh.

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Ahem.

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Always make the best of a bad

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situation and have fun.

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?

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Okay, um--

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Lesson

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performance to fit your audience

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or it may go over their heads.

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Hm, my work here is done.

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Let's take 15, people.

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Ow.

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?

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? So today we're gonna

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? Take the time to show you

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? The br-br-bright side

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of the dark side ?

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? Only think you oughta

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? No you really gotta

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? See the br-br-bright side

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of the dark side ?

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? Ruby Gloom Ruby Gloom

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?

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? We're gonna show you why

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? There's more than

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meets the eye ?

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? The br-br-bright side

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of the dark side ?

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? Only think you oughta

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? No you really gotta

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? See the br-br-bright side

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of the dark side ?

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? Ruby Gloom Ruby Gloom

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? Ruby Gloom Ruby Gloom

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?

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[Thunder crashing]

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[Gasping]

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Portia was aghast.

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Will she ever find her real

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father?

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And why did he leave her to be

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raised by wolves?

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[Howling]

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And what's more, who's this

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hairy man standing here claiming

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to be her half-man, half-wolf

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half-brother?

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[Portia screaming]

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Portia threw her iced tea in the

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imposter's no good, yet

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handsome, face.

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[Screaming]

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You go, girl!

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Show that lying cad a thing

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or two!

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[Crunching]

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Please keep it down, Skull

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Boy, so we do not miss the best

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part.

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You've been listening to this

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radio soap for months yet you

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still don't know who the father

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of Portia's baby is?

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Despite the iced tea dripping

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from his face, Proctor revealed

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the results of his DNA test.

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His true identity is--

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[Poe cawing]

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[Dinging]

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And we'll find out right after

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this message from our sponsor:

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Do you suffer from soap scum and

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rust stains?

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[All moaning]

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Agh, soap operas are so

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melodramatic, and so far

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fetched, and so predictable.

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Please give us one example of

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this far fetched claim, Skull

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Boy.

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Well, there's always a

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character who's entire life is

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one disaster after another--

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Oops.

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An energetic extrovert--

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That's a really good point.

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A refined, educated

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gentleman--

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And a character who's constantly

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fearful.

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Agh!

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Oh, oh, and a charming love

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interest.

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You forgot the charming love

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interest.

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Ugh, yeah, exactly.

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Like I said: predictable.

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Well, I have a magic routine to

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practice.

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Anyone care to assist?

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Oh, oh, oh, me, me, me!

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I can't sit through another

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commercial.

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Woohoo hoo!

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[Crashing]

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I'm good.

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[Laughing]

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What are you gonna do with

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that, Doom?

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I am Skull Boy the

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Magnificent!

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And, I haven't lost an assistant

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yet.

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Okay, have you ever had any

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assistants?

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This won't hurt a bit.

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Heh heh, hey!

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That was fun.

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Wow!

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How'd you do that, Skull Boy?

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A magician never reveals his

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secrets.

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I will now put you back

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together.

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This is where you hand me my

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magic wand.

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I must find my wand.

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Magic is all in the flourish.

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No rush, I'll just practice my

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knitting.

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Okay.

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Nope, not that.

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Why did I keep this?

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Heh heh heh.

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Oh, there that is.

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I was always--

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Ah ha!

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Found it!

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Ugh.

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Skull Boy, are you okay?

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Uh, yeah, I think so.

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Ugh, oh, ow.

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Skull Boy!

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Oh, are you all right?

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Oh.

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Ah, ha ha ha ha, ouch.

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Skull Boy!

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How 'bout now?

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[Laughing]

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Good thinking, Doom.

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You wouldn't want Skull Boy to

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hit his head.

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RADIO: Portia was trapped.

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She had no idea what to do next.

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She's not the only one.

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Help!

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[Portia screaming]

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Portia ran out of the room

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screaming.

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[Iris screaming]

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[Portia screaming]

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Hey guys, whatcha listening

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to?

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[Iris screaming]

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Nice work on the new sound

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system, guys.

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[Iris screaming]

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This sound is really surrounded.

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Thanks Ruby.

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IRIS: Help!

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But we didn't install the sound

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system.

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[Iris screaming]

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A vacation?

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Excellent idea, Doom.

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I vote for Bora Bora.

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[Gasping]

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Skull Boy has been hit on the

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head by falling debris not once,

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not twice, but three times, then

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knocked out cold?

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And Iris has been sawed in half

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and is locked in the 2 boxes?

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We have to do something.

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Okay.

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BOTH: Oooh!

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[Sniffing]

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[Groaning]

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Nice work on the smelling

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salts, Misery.

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Thanks.

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Skull Boy, how are you?

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Who am I?

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What a relief.

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You're back to your old self,

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Skull Boy.

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You've been asking that question

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for years.

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Oh, that is such good news.

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When's lunch?

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Uh, who are you?

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And what's that girl doing in

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that box without her feet?

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Knit one, carry the yarn--

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Skull Boy, it's me: Ruuuby.

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Don't you remember me?

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Hi, Ruuuby.

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[Sipping]

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And, who's Skull Boy.

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[Gasping]

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I will now diagnose Skull

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Boy's condition as I am well

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versed in the medical sciences.

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I once played a doctor in a

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play, you know.

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Oh, all right, I wasn't a doctor

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so much as a male nurse.

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And it wasn't really a play;

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more of a friendly reading in my

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living room.

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Ouch!

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Eech!

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Yow!

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Please stop.

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[Hammering]

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Ugh!

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What is it, Poe?

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Just as I thought: Skull Boy

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has amnesia.

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[Gasping]

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Amnesia, huh.

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If only I could remember what

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that means.

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It means you're having

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trouble remembering things

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thanks to that bump on your

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noggin.

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Let me try.

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Helllooo!

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I'm Misery!

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Mm mm.

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[Coughing]

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Anything now?

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[Coughing]

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No.

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But you all seem like a nice

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group of people except for the

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water.

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Ahe-he-hem.

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Remember me?

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Nope.

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Oh no!

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Iris is still locked in the

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boxes!

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Her situation is most dire!

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Can you let me out now, Ruby?

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I'm not liking this.

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Don't worry.

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We're working on getting the

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lock combination, Iris.

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POE: Will Skull Boy remember

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the combination and save Iris?

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Will Iris's upper torso and

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lower limbs be reunited?

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Can Skull Boy's amnesia be

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cured?

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Will Poe get lunch any time

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soon?

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I'm sorry; couldn't resist.

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This will make you feel

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better, Skull Boy.

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My chicken soup cures anything

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that ails.

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Oh, I love the way these long

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white things intermingle with

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the tiny green balls.

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You mean the noodles and

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peas?

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Stand back!

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00:10:15,704 --> 00:10:17,967
My great great great aunt's cure

298
00:10:18,010 --> 00:10:21,144
all is bound to cure all.

299
00:10:22,232 --> 00:10:23,189
[Coughing]

300
00:10:23,233 --> 00:10:26,279
Oh, ah, that's the worst!

301
00:10:26,323 --> 00:10:27,324
What's in that thing?

302
00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:28,804
Brahmi body with a hint of

303
00:10:28,847 --> 00:10:31,110
Mauritanian camel's milk.

304
00:10:31,154 --> 00:10:33,025
Do you remember anything?

305
00:10:33,069 --> 00:10:34,026
No.

306
00:10:34,070 --> 00:10:37,334
Oh, but my stomach aches.

307
00:10:37,377 --> 00:10:38,465
I thought a nice slideshow

308
00:10:38,509 --> 00:10:40,293
might tweak Skull Boy's memory.

309
00:10:40,337 --> 00:10:41,773
Great idea, Poe.

310
00:10:41,817 --> 00:10:43,296
Photo's will remind Skull Boy of

311
00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:44,907
all the happy times we've shared

312
00:10:44,950 --> 00:10:46,125
together.

313
00:10:46,169 --> 00:10:47,170
This was at Skull Boy's

314
00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:48,606
birthday last year.

315
00:10:48,650 --> 00:10:50,608
He was a bit winded but lucky I

316
00:10:50,652 --> 00:10:52,218
was there to make quick work of

317
00:10:52,262 --> 00:10:54,133
those pesky candles.

318
00:10:54,177 --> 00:10:55,700
And this one's from Ruby's

319
00:10:55,744 --> 00:10:57,180
May Day dinner.

320
00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:59,182
Skull Boy enjoyed my tomato

321
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:01,184
aspic salad if my memory serves.

322
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,534
Wait, now I remember!

323
00:11:03,578 --> 00:11:04,883
The lock combination?

324
00:11:04,927 --> 00:11:06,581
No, that I am not that

325
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,321
partial to slideshows.

326
00:11:08,365 --> 00:11:09,453
LEN: I want to do it, Frank.

327
00:11:09,496 --> 00:11:12,238
I never get to do anything fun.

328
00:11:12,282 --> 00:11:13,152
What are you talking about?

329
00:11:13,196 --> 00:11:15,154
I let you take out the garbage

330
00:11:15,198 --> 00:11:17,243
this morning, didn't I?

331
00:11:17,287 --> 00:11:18,375
Sheesh.

332
00:11:18,418 --> 00:11:19,942
Just because you say it's fun

333
00:11:19,985 --> 00:11:22,074
doesn't make it fun, Fred.

334
00:11:22,118 --> 00:11:23,075
[Whistling]

335
00:11:23,119 --> 00:11:24,686
Guys, what's with the

336
00:11:24,729 --> 00:11:25,774
drumsticks?

337
00:11:25,817 --> 00:11:27,776
We're gonna bonk Skull Boy

338
00:11:27,819 --> 00:11:29,212
into remembering.

339
00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:30,648
Are you sure that's a good

340
00:11:30,692 --> 00:11:31,693
idea?

341
00:11:31,736 --> 00:11:33,085
Yeah, we read it in a

342
00:11:33,129 --> 00:11:34,086
magazine.

343
00:11:34,130 --> 00:11:36,001
It's the perfect way to reverse

344
00:11:36,045 --> 00:11:37,089
amnesia.

345
00:11:37,133 --> 00:11:38,656
It was more like a leaflet.

346
00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:40,745
Leaflet, brochure, whatever.

347
00:11:40,789 --> 00:11:41,746
The trick--

348
00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:42,747
In a magazine!

349
00:11:42,791 --> 00:11:43,748
Okay Len!

350
00:11:43,792 --> 00:11:44,749
It doesn't matter where we read

351
00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:45,750
it.

352
00:11:45,794 --> 00:11:47,099
The trick is finding a head

353
00:11:47,143 --> 00:11:48,492
bonking device that has the

354
00:11:48,535 --> 00:11:50,625
precise amount of cranial bonk

355
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:51,626
pressure.

356
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:52,888
So we just have to apply

357
00:11:52,931 --> 00:11:54,541
enough bonk pressure.

358
00:11:54,585 --> 00:11:56,282
I'll test it first.

359
00:11:56,326 --> 00:11:57,632
Ouch!

360
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:58,937
Ow!

361
00:11:58,981 --> 00:12:00,809
Quit it, Frank!

362
00:12:00,852 --> 00:12:03,333
No, you quit it!

363
00:12:03,376 --> 00:12:05,422
Oh, I'll just have to face

364
00:12:05,465 --> 00:12:06,423
facts.

365
00:12:06,466 --> 00:12:08,077
I may never get my memory back.

366
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,339
Don't give up hope, Skull

367
00:12:09,382 --> 00:12:10,340
Boy.

368
00:12:10,383 --> 00:12:11,167
You'll get it back.

369
00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,124
Get what back?

370
00:12:12,168 --> 00:12:13,778
POE: What will become of

371
00:12:13,822 --> 00:12:15,301
Skull Boy?

372
00:12:15,345 --> 00:12:17,303
Will Iris ever be free?

373
00:12:17,347 --> 00:12:19,784
And will Poe ever get lunch?

374
00:12:19,828 --> 00:12:22,744
[Organ playing]

375
00:12:25,921 --> 00:12:26,878
Sorry, I can practice my

376
00:12:26,922 --> 00:12:28,837
organ later.

377
00:12:32,536 --> 00:12:34,451
[Whistling]

378
00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:39,282
Oh, hello.

379
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,327
Have we met?

380
00:12:41,371 --> 00:12:42,502
We have to help Skull Boy

381
00:12:42,546 --> 00:12:44,679
remember who he is before he

382
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,289
introduces himself to any more

383
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,290
mirrors.

384
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,291
[Organ playing]

385
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:49,292
Agh!

386
00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:50,336
Wasn't me.

387
00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:51,337
RADIO: Welcome back to our

388
00:12:51,381 --> 00:12:52,338
show.

389
00:12:52,382 --> 00:12:54,340
Portia recalled a moment in her

390
00:12:54,384 --> 00:12:56,212
childhood when things went

391
00:12:56,255 --> 00:12:57,779
badly.

392
00:12:57,822 --> 00:13:01,260
Oh, hello there.

393
00:13:01,304 --> 00:13:02,871
Tis a shame that real life is

394
00:13:02,914 --> 00:13:04,655
not like our beloved soap.

395
00:13:04,699 --> 00:13:05,961
Then we could simply flash back

396
00:13:06,004 --> 00:13:07,179
on the events of Skull Boy's

397
00:13:07,223 --> 00:13:08,746
life.

398
00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:10,095
That's it, Poe!

399
00:13:10,139 --> 00:13:11,096
It is?

400
00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:12,489
Flashbacks work on film but

401
00:13:12,532 --> 00:13:13,969
we can't exactly flash back the

402
00:13:14,012 --> 00:13:16,058
events of Skull Boy's life so

403
00:13:16,101 --> 00:13:17,624
we'll re-enact them.

404
00:13:17,668 --> 00:13:18,625
[Gasping]

405
00:13:18,669 --> 00:13:20,236
We've been listening to the

406
00:13:20,279 --> 00:13:22,151
soap opera for months.

407
00:13:22,194 --> 00:13:26,024
We're practically acting pros!

408
00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:27,634
I know, we shall call our

409
00:13:27,678 --> 00:13:29,985
radio play, "A Day in the Life

410
00:13:30,028 --> 00:13:32,857
of Skull Boy" if you please.

411
00:13:32,901 --> 00:13:34,772
Misery, you're in charge of

412
00:13:34,816 --> 00:13:35,773
the organ.

413
00:13:35,817 --> 00:13:38,733
[Organ playing]

414
00:13:41,736 --> 00:13:45,522
[Organ playing continues]

415
00:13:45,565 --> 00:13:47,002
I've been practicing my

416
00:13:47,045 --> 00:13:48,003
funeral dirge.

417
00:13:48,046 --> 00:13:49,265
RUBY: Great.

418
00:13:49,308 --> 00:13:51,267
Scaredy, you handle sound.

419
00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:52,268
Okay.

420
00:13:52,311 --> 00:13:53,182
[Screaming]

421
00:13:53,225 --> 00:13:55,227
[Crashing]

422
00:13:55,271 --> 00:13:56,794
I am fine.

423
00:13:56,838 --> 00:13:57,926
And Poe, you can be our

424
00:13:57,969 --> 00:13:58,927
narrator.

425
00:13:58,970 --> 00:14:00,189
Yes!

426
00:14:00,232 --> 00:14:02,234
And as the director I guess

427
00:14:02,278 --> 00:14:05,194
I'll do everything else.

428
00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:08,893
A Day in the Life of Skull

429
00:14:08,937 --> 00:14:11,156
Boy: scene 1, take 1.

430
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,505
Will Skull Boy remember the

431
00:14:12,549 --> 00:14:14,203
day he thought he was descended

432
00:14:14,246 --> 00:14:15,595
from the great Italian painter

433
00:14:15,639 --> 00:14:17,380
Michelangelo?

434
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:18,729
Will Skull Boy even remember

435
00:14:18,773 --> 00:14:20,252
where Italy is?

436
00:14:20,296 --> 00:14:24,213
[Tarantella Napolitana playing]

437
00:14:26,476 --> 00:14:29,087
And action!

438
00:14:29,131 --> 00:14:31,394
I have finally discovered I

439
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:32,917
am a descendent of the great

440
00:14:32,961 --> 00:14:34,832
painter Michelangelo.

441
00:14:34,876 --> 00:14:36,442
I must be an artist.

442
00:14:36,486 --> 00:14:38,401
It's in my bones.

443
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,011
Why are you Skull Boy?

444
00:14:40,055 --> 00:14:41,273
I thought I was supposed to be

445
00:14:41,317 --> 00:14:42,971
Skull Boy.

446
00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:43,972
Uh, no.

447
00:14:44,015 --> 00:14:45,669
You're actually my assistant.

448
00:14:45,712 --> 00:14:47,279
I can't work like this!

449
00:14:47,323 --> 00:14:48,280
I quit!

450
00:14:48,324 --> 00:14:49,281
FRED: Great.

451
00:14:49,325 --> 00:14:50,282
LEN: Great!

452
00:14:50,326 --> 00:14:51,283
I take it this little

453
00:14:51,327 --> 00:14:52,284
reminder of who you are isn't

454
00:14:52,328 --> 00:14:53,459
helping.

455
00:14:53,503 --> 00:14:55,026
It is making me glad I'm not

456
00:14:55,070 --> 00:14:56,027
a twin.

457
00:14:56,071 --> 00:14:59,988
[Tarantella Napolitana playing]

458
00:15:02,338 --> 00:15:03,165
RUBY: A Day in the Life of

459
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:06,124
Skull Boy: scene 2, take 1.

460
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,867
Okay Iris, are you ready?

461
00:15:09,911 --> 00:15:11,129
Anything to take my mind off

462
00:15:11,173 --> 00:15:12,870
of being stuck in this box.

463
00:15:12,914 --> 00:15:14,306
Places everyone.

464
00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:15,307
And action!

465
00:15:15,351 --> 00:15:16,526
[Cawing]

466
00:15:16,569 --> 00:15:18,310
Will Skull Boy remember the

467
00:15:18,354 --> 00:15:19,703
time Iris shot him out of a

468
00:15:19,746 --> 00:15:20,965
cannon?

469
00:15:21,009 --> 00:15:22,880
Heh, heh, oh, that must have

470
00:15:22,924 --> 00:15:23,881
hurt.

471
00:15:23,925 --> 00:15:26,623
As Skull Boy, I must protest.

472
00:15:26,666 --> 00:15:28,625
Do not shoot me out of this

473
00:15:28,668 --> 00:15:30,061
cannon!

474
00:15:30,105 --> 00:15:32,107
Will someone think of the

475
00:15:32,150 --> 00:15:33,760
children?

476
00:15:33,804 --> 00:15:35,545
RUBY and POE: Cut!

477
00:15:35,588 --> 00:15:36,938
May I?

478
00:15:36,981 --> 00:15:37,939
Sure.

479
00:15:37,982 --> 00:15:38,940
What are you doing?

480
00:15:38,983 --> 00:15:39,941
I felt the scene called for a

481
00:15:39,984 --> 00:15:41,203
little adlibbing.

482
00:15:41,246 --> 00:15:42,204
Well just stick to your

483
00:15:42,247 --> 00:15:43,205
lines.

484
00:15:43,248 --> 00:15:46,425
And, action!

485
00:15:46,469 --> 00:15:47,426
[Iris screaming]

486
00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:49,211
Is that supposed to be me in

487
00:15:49,254 --> 00:15:50,299
that box?

488
00:15:50,342 --> 00:15:51,517
It was the time Iris shot you

489
00:15:51,561 --> 00:15:53,128
out of the cannon.

490
00:15:53,171 --> 00:15:54,129
Don't you remember?

491
00:15:54,172 --> 00:15:55,130
No.

492
00:15:55,173 --> 00:15:56,653
I had to fish your ribs out

493
00:15:56,696 --> 00:15:59,308
of the rain gutters for weeks.

494
00:15:59,351 --> 00:16:00,570
Maybe this wasn't the best

495
00:16:00,613 --> 00:16:02,485
choice of re-enactments.

496
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:05,140
Hmm, I know what we need: some

497
00:16:05,183 --> 00:16:06,315
hot chocolate.

498
00:16:06,358 --> 00:16:07,969
Can I have extra marshmallows

499
00:16:08,012 --> 00:16:09,187
on mine, Ruby?

500
00:16:09,231 --> 00:16:10,754
Oh, I wanted extra

501
00:16:10,797 --> 00:16:12,190
marshmallows, Frank!

502
00:16:12,234 --> 00:16:13,278
You both can have extra

503
00:16:13,322 --> 00:16:14,236
marshmallows.

504
00:16:14,279 --> 00:16:15,846
BOTH: All right!

505
00:16:15,890 --> 00:16:16,847
You said it.

506
00:16:16,891 --> 00:16:17,848
Totally cool.

507
00:16:17,892 --> 00:16:18,849
Killer.

508
00:16:18,893 --> 00:16:19,850
Thanks Ruby.

509
00:16:19,894 --> 00:16:22,113
[Iris screaming]

510
00:16:22,157 --> 00:16:24,855
Ugh, ooh.

511
00:16:24,899 --> 00:16:28,206
Uh oh.

512
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:30,208
Um, could someone let me out of

513
00:16:30,252 --> 00:16:31,601
here now?

514
00:16:31,644 --> 00:16:33,081
Hello?

515
00:16:33,124 --> 00:16:35,474
Anyone?

516
00:16:35,518 --> 00:16:36,954
Thanks for helping me today,

517
00:16:36,998 --> 00:16:37,999
uh--

518
00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:39,174
Ruby.

519
00:16:39,217 --> 00:16:41,480
Right, Ruby.

520
00:16:41,524 --> 00:16:42,786
Ah, it's hopeless.

521
00:16:42,829 --> 00:16:44,048
I'm never gonna remember who I

522
00:16:44,092 --> 00:16:45,049
am.

523
00:16:45,093 --> 00:16:46,050
Or the lock combination to

524
00:16:46,094 --> 00:16:47,312
free Iris.

525
00:16:47,356 --> 00:16:48,313
Right.

526
00:16:48,357 --> 00:16:49,314
Try not to think about it for

527
00:16:49,358 --> 00:16:50,272
a bit and you'll eventually

528
00:16:50,315 --> 00:16:51,273
remember.

529
00:16:51,316 --> 00:16:52,274
You know what they say.

530
00:16:52,317 --> 00:16:53,275
Mm mm.

531
00:16:53,318 --> 00:16:54,406
A watched pot of milk never

532
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:56,843
boils.

533
00:16:56,887 --> 00:16:58,802
[Sighing]

534
00:17:01,370 --> 00:17:02,153
[Sipping]

535
00:17:02,197 --> 00:17:04,808
Ugh, no offense, but this is

536
00:17:04,851 --> 00:17:05,983
the worst hot chocolate you've

537
00:17:06,027 --> 00:17:07,767
ever made.

538
00:17:07,811 --> 00:17:08,768
I can't believe you just said

539
00:17:08,812 --> 00:17:09,769
that.

540
00:17:09,813 --> 00:17:11,293
Sorry Ruby, I guess I forgot

541
00:17:11,336 --> 00:17:12,555
my manners for a second.

542
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,949
No, you said it was the worst

543
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,646
hot chocolate I've ever made

544
00:17:16,689 --> 00:17:18,256
which means you remember that I

545
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:20,084
make hot chocolate.

546
00:17:20,128 --> 00:17:21,129
Yeah, and usually you put

547
00:17:21,172 --> 00:17:22,304
chocolate in it.

548
00:17:22,347 --> 00:17:23,740
Skull Boy, you're

549
00:17:23,783 --> 00:17:24,828
remembering.

550
00:17:24,871 --> 00:17:26,177
Hey, you're right.

551
00:17:26,221 --> 00:17:27,831
I am remembering.

552
00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:29,267
I remember making this.

553
00:17:29,311 --> 00:17:32,140
It's of Poe merrily skipping

554
00:17:32,183 --> 00:17:33,228
through the forest.

555
00:17:33,271 --> 00:17:34,490
Did you have to have me

556
00:17:34,533 --> 00:17:35,795
skipping?

557
00:17:35,839 --> 00:17:37,232
I don't actually skip.

558
00:17:37,275 --> 00:17:39,886
Ha, I am a great sculptor.

559
00:17:39,930 --> 00:17:41,714
Fantastic, Skull Boy.

560
00:17:41,758 --> 00:17:43,673
What else do you remember?

561
00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:55,424
?

562
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:11,222
?

563
00:18:12,267 --> 00:18:14,138
And these are my latest

564
00:18:14,182 --> 00:18:17,402
invention: silent shoes so no

565
00:18:17,446 --> 00:18:19,448
one can hear you coming.

566
00:18:19,491 --> 00:18:21,754
[Squeaking]

567
00:18:21,798 --> 00:18:23,843
Okay, so I'm not a great

568
00:18:23,887 --> 00:18:24,931
inventor.

569
00:18:24,975 --> 00:18:26,107
But at least I remember that,

570
00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:27,108
too.

571
00:18:27,151 --> 00:18:28,631
I am most relieved that you

572
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,676
remember now, Skull Boy.

573
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,635
It was probably the rosemary

574
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,680
in my great great grandmother's

575
00:18:34,724 --> 00:18:37,074
amnesiac bath.

576
00:18:37,118 --> 00:18:38,249
You smell lovely.

577
00:18:38,293 --> 00:18:40,077
I'd forgotten how good it was

578
00:18:40,121 --> 00:18:41,948
until I took a bath and

579
00:18:41,992 --> 00:18:43,863
remembered.

580
00:18:43,907 --> 00:18:45,169
I'm just glad things are

581
00:18:45,213 --> 00:18:47,171
finally back to normal.

582
00:18:47,215 --> 00:18:50,131
Ahem, can someone please let

583
00:18:50,174 --> 00:18:51,567
me out?

584
00:18:51,610 --> 00:18:53,003
Sorry, Iris.

585
00:18:53,047 --> 00:18:54,700
Skull Boy, can you do us the

586
00:18:54,744 --> 00:18:56,137
honours?

587
00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:58,313
Just remind me: why is Iris

588
00:18:58,356 --> 00:19:01,272
locked in that box again?

589
00:19:01,316 --> 00:19:02,099
Yes!

590
00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:03,100
Golden!

591
00:19:03,144 --> 00:19:04,101
RUBY: You don't remember?

592
00:19:04,145 --> 00:19:05,102
SKULL BOY: I'm drawing a

593
00:19:05,146 --> 00:19:06,103
blank.

594
00:19:06,147 --> 00:19:07,104
Oh, it must be because it was

595
00:19:07,148 --> 00:19:08,932
near the time of the accident.

596
00:19:08,975 --> 00:19:11,021
Often people do not remember.

597
00:19:11,065 --> 00:19:12,022
I guess that means you don't

598
00:19:12,066 --> 00:19:13,806
remember the lock combo.

599
00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:14,807
The what?

600
00:19:14,851 --> 00:19:16,896
Oh no, I'm gonna live the

601
00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:18,420
rest of my life in a pair of

602
00:19:18,463 --> 00:19:19,725
boxes.

603
00:19:19,769 --> 00:19:21,640
Don't panic, Iris, they do

604
00:19:21,684 --> 00:19:23,164
have wheels.

605
00:19:23,207 --> 00:19:25,601
[Crying]

606
00:19:25,644 --> 00:19:26,602
I'll do it.

607
00:19:26,645 --> 00:19:28,647
No, it's my turn!

608
00:19:28,691 --> 00:19:30,606
BOTH: Oh, no!

609
00:19:33,043 --> 00:19:35,219
Come on, Skull Boy, wake up.

610
00:19:35,263 --> 00:19:38,048
Skull Boy, are you okay?

611
00:19:40,877 --> 00:19:41,834
What are you guys doing on

612
00:19:41,878 --> 00:19:42,835
the floor.

613
00:19:42,879 --> 00:19:43,836
Uh oh.

614
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,708
Okay everyone, you know what to

615
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:46,709
do.

616
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:47,710
Let's get the radio play going

617
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:48,711
again.

618
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:49,712
I'll be the director this

619
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,193
time.

620
00:19:52,236 --> 00:19:53,455
Guess you couldn't get me out

621
00:19:53,498 --> 00:19:55,674
of here somehow, huh, Skull Boy?

622
00:19:55,718 --> 00:19:57,807
Sure.

623
00:19:57,850 --> 00:20:02,203
Let's see, 24, 32, 14--

624
00:20:02,246 --> 00:20:04,205
Guys, come back!

625
00:20:04,248 --> 00:20:07,164
He remembered the lock combo!

626
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:12,213
And 3, 38, Houdini's birthday

627
00:20:12,256 --> 00:20:13,779
on March 28th and then the year

628
00:20:13,823 --> 00:20:14,737
of Houdini's birth which of

629
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,696
course is 1-8-7-4--

630
00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:20,569
This is the longest

631
00:20:20,612 --> 00:20:24,312
combination I've ever seen.

632
00:20:24,355 --> 00:20:26,270
Ah ha, I'm free!

633
00:20:26,314 --> 00:20:27,445
Free at last!

634
00:20:27,489 --> 00:20:30,840
Ooh, ah, oh, it feels so good to

635
00:20:30,883 --> 00:20:32,233
stretch.

636
00:20:32,276 --> 00:20:33,234
You've been locked in there

637
00:20:33,277 --> 00:20:34,409
all day, Iris.

638
00:20:34,452 --> 00:20:36,324
Anything you wanna do?

639
00:20:36,367 --> 00:20:37,673
Just name it.

640
00:20:37,716 --> 00:20:39,849
Let's do it again.

641
00:20:39,892 --> 00:20:40,850
That was fun.

642
00:20:40,893 --> 00:20:41,851
Come on, what are you waiting

643
00:20:41,894 --> 00:20:43,809
for?

644
00:20:46,682 --> 00:20:48,988
So, how did Skull Boy really

645
00:20:49,032 --> 00:20:50,599
remember who he was?

646
00:20:50,642 --> 00:20:52,253
Was it Misery's herbs, or Frank

647
00:20:52,296 --> 00:20:54,298
and Len's cranial bonking, or

648
00:20:54,342 --> 00:20:56,170
the herbs and the bonking in

649
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,345
combination?

650
00:20:57,388 --> 00:20:58,781
More importantly, was it a

651
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,348
magazine or a leaflet that Frank

652
00:21:00,391 --> 00:21:02,350
was reading, or a leaflet in a

653
00:21:02,393 --> 00:21:03,481
magazine?

654
00:21:03,525 --> 00:21:05,309
Tune in next time to get these

655
00:21:05,353 --> 00:21:08,486
answers and ask more questions.

656
00:21:08,530 --> 00:21:09,487
[Laughter]

657
00:21:09,531 --> 00:21:10,488
Hey, the lights just went out.

658
00:21:10,532 --> 00:21:11,489
Hello?

659
00:21:11,533 --> 00:21:12,490
Is this mic on?

660
00:21:12,534 --> 00:21:14,449
I wasn't finished.

661
00:21:17,321 --> 00:21:19,454
Acting Lessons with Frank--

662
00:21:19,497 --> 00:21:20,629
And me.

663
00:21:20,672 --> 00:21:22,065
Yeah, you're supposed to say

664
00:21:22,108 --> 00:21:23,066
your name.

665
00:21:23,109 --> 00:21:24,285
Your name.

666
00:21:24,328 --> 00:21:27,766
Okay, never mind.

667
00:21:27,810 --> 00:21:29,028
FRANK: I like the way Skull

668
00:21:29,072 --> 00:21:32,206
Boy makes his pain real.

669
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,903
LEN: Huh, yeah, even my head

670
00:21:33,946 --> 00:21:35,383
hurts.

671
00:21:35,426 --> 00:21:36,949
You know, I just don't buy

672
00:21:36,993 --> 00:21:38,255
Doom's performance here.

673
00:21:38,299 --> 00:21:41,345
Dial it down a little.

674
00:21:41,389 --> 00:21:42,694
Ouchy.

675
00:21:42,738 --> 00:21:44,130
Ha ha ha.

676
00:21:44,174 --> 00:21:45,741
I wonder how Skull Boy made

677
00:21:45,784 --> 00:21:48,134
his performance so convincing.

678
00:21:48,178 --> 00:21:50,180
I really believed he was knocked

679
00:21:50,224 --> 00:21:51,181
out.

680
00:21:51,225 --> 00:21:52,269
Here, I'll show you.

681
00:21:52,313 --> 00:21:53,749
No no no, I'm good.

682
00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:55,533
Join us next week when we review

683
00:21:55,577 --> 00:21:57,753
"Gone Went the Wind".

684
00:21:57,796 --> 00:21:58,754
Uh, if it's gone how can we

685
00:21:58,797 --> 00:21:59,755
review it?

686
00:21:59,798 --> 00:22:01,800
[Sighing]

687
00:22:03,976 --> 00:22:13,899
?

688
00:22:13,949 --> 00:22:18,499
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